IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GROW. I was the shortest kid in my class from the time I started preschool until I turned fifteen, when I became, quite suddenly, completely average height –5’6”-ish — and buxom all over. Until the buxom point hit, I was short. By a lot. I was shorter...
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Happy Halloween from The Barnstormer! This year, we’re dressing as we do every day: a genuinely amazed and grateful crew, thankful to our readers, and our talented and generous contributors for being a part of the Barn each and every day. Do us a favour, get yourself a treat, and check out the Contributors page....
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Friday! Round Bus time! This week we’re joined again by friend-of-The-Barnstormer Melissa Bull, who’s all kinds of awesome. This week, we tackle the MLB playoffs, Balkan political history, binders full of women, and more. Well, don’t just sit there staring — it’s awkward and more than a little creepy — climb aboard the bus...
Read more →Another week, another Bay Area ball player tests positive for steroids. Bartolo Colon, whose body type is derivative of Brando’s bad years stuffed with cream cheese, battered, and deep fried in bacon fat, will spend the next 50 games contemplating bad decisions, not the least of which is that weird curly bowlcut he sports....
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