The Barnstormer has secured the cooperation of a locked-out NHL player who has agreed to document each day he is kept out of action on the condition that we do not reveal his identity. Ever. Read all the daily diary entries of “Cheapthroat” here.
11:14AM — Breakfast: scrambled eggs, pasta, Red Bull. I’d better start training again soon. Or take somebody’s job in, like, Latvia.
1:03PM — It’s been one week, which sucks, because I have that Barenaked Ladies song in my head now.
2:22PM — Mozart. Mozart. Mmmmmozart. Is it “Mo-zart” or “Moat-zart”? Never sure on that.