Cheap Throat: The Diary of a Locked-Out NHLer, Day 7
by Cheap Throat • September 23, 2012 • Cheap Throat, Hockey • 1 Comment
The Barnstormer has secured the cooperation of a locked-out NHL player who has agreed to document each day he is kept out of action on the condition that we do not reveal his identity. Ever. Read all the daily diary entries of “Cheapthroat” here.
11:14AM — Breakfast: scrambled eggs, pasta, Red Bull. I’d better start training again soon. Or take somebody’s job in, like, Latvia.
1:03PM — It’s been one week, which sucks, because I have that Barenaked Ladies song in my head now.
2:22PM — Mozart. Mozart. Mmmmmozart. Is it “Mo-zart” or “Moat-zart”? Never sure on that.
4:16PM — Where is Latvia?
Further Reading:
- “Cheap Throat: The Diary of a Locked-Out NHLer“. Read all the other entries here.
- “Complicit in the NHL’s Demise: How the NHL & its players hate hockey, and how the fan is at fault” by Mike Spry
- The Barnstormer’s Take Hockey Back fan protest event
It’s sort of sad we’ll never know who you are. I’d totally date you.